ITD: I went into a drug store to purchase some make-up, which happened to be difficult to find, so I needed the help of an employee. I developed a crush on her, and tried to steal her shoes, but she caught me before I made it out the door.
Then, I got pulled over for driving my car (which had the gas and brake on the steering wheel in the form of nintendo buttons) too fast in a parking lot. But instead of getting a ticket, I got off because I helped the officer stop a fugitive that had two giant carrots in a bag.
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Je suis super.