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i was goin 2 create another joke thread (im not tring 2 compete) but was wonderin how u did it?

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And I may post more, I'm going through alot at the moment and don't feel like posting jokes, very depressed  
Have alot of work to do to.

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Quote: from az123 at 7:19 pm on Jan. 26, 2008

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i was goin 2 create another joke thread (im not tring 2 compete) but was wonderin how u did it?

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I found multiple sites with good jokes, spend an hour or so reading them and copied and pasted the best ones I found on here for people to read, so they wouldn't have to look through aload of crap jokes.

And I may post more, I'm going through alot at the moment and don't feel like posting jokes, very depressed  
Have alot of work to do to.

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Hoping you feel better! Gooooood luck!

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Blond on the jury

Frank was on trial for first-degree murder, facing lethal injection if convicted, and the trial didn't seem to be going well for him.

His brother had been eyeing a good-looking blonde on the jury throughout the whole trial, and before the jury began deliberating he approached the blonde and told her he'd give her $10,000 if she could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the blonde's house, told her what a great job she had done and paid her the $10,000.

The blonde replied, "I tell you, it wasn't easy getting them to change their minds like that. They all wanted to acquit him!"

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Makes me seem totally blonde myself, but I dont get it!

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Quote: from Dexus at 12:00 pm on Oct. 17, 2006

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Blond on the jury  

 Frank was on trial for first-degree murder, facing lethal injection if convicted, and the trial didn't seem to be going well for him.  

 His brother had been eyeing a good-looking blonde on the jury throughout the whole trial, and before the jury began deliberating he approached the blonde and told her he'd give her $10,000 if she could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.  

 The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.  

 After the trial, the brother went to the blonde's house, told her what a great job she had done and paid her the $10,000.  

 The blonde replied, "I tell you, it wasn't easy getting them to change their minds like that. They all wanted to acquit him!"

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Makes me seem totally blonde myself, but I dont get it!

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Quote: from Dexus at 12:00 pm on Oct. 17, 2006

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Blond on the jury  

 Frank was on trial for first-degree murder, facing lethal injection if convicted, and the trial didn't seem to be going well for him.  

 His brother had been eyeing a good-looking blonde on the jury throughout the whole trial, and before the jury began deliberating he approached the blonde and told her he'd give her $10,000 if she could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.  

 The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.  

 After the trial, the brother went to the blonde's house, told her what a great job she had done and paid her the $10,000.  

 The blonde replied, "I tell you, it wasn't easy getting them to change their minds like that. They all wanted to acquit him!"

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Makes me seem totally blonde myself, but I dont get it!

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Thank you all, I'm carefully considering whether or not to continue this thread, start a Version 3 or not do anything at all, very busy now a days.

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Whatever it takes for more jokes!

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Somethings don't spell out right in life.
Fcuk.

It tore off the roof, and picked up the beds on which the  farmer and his wife slept were  sleeping.  By some miracle, the cyclone set them  down unharmed the next county  over.

The wife was sobbing uncontrollably.

"Don't be scared,  Mary," her husband said.
"We're not  hurt."

Mary continued to cry.  "I'm not scared,"

she said between  sobs.  "I'm happy... this is the first time  in 14 years we've been out  together."

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