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Dexus's Joke Thread
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Replies: 414Last Post May 12 8:55pm by paulina922000
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Ancodi


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Yay! I love jokes! Thanks for these, I love the 100 reasons!

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RYaN22


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these jokes are great

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that's fantastic!!!

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sometimes you just have to mellow out and roll with the punches...

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does anyone know the mathematical formula for how women equal the root of all evil?

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Girls = Time x Money
Time = Money
Girls = Money squared
Money = Root of all Evil
Girls = Evil

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You've lost no degree of amazingness, sir.  I LOL'D

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Xo jez oX


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lol'

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sos

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Great stuff

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Miden


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This was good. I'd like to see this thread start up again.

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Quote: from Miden at 10:59 pm on July 28, 2007

This was good. I'd like to see this thread start up again.
You and about another dozen people lol.

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Lets bump this topic.

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Quote: from Dexus at 9:18 am on April 8, 2007

Medical Advancement

A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That's nothing . We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another man,and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced we take half a heart out of one person, put it in another man,and have both of them looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind us. We just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.



hay!!! i like bush!!!


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INACTIVITY. MAKE IT GO GO GO. I'll GIVE YOU POINTS PER JOKE.

Maybe.

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KingTech


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Well come back you joker.Joking is always good for health.To day life is very hard we have to do a lot for our livelihood and need some relaxation.joks provide us to some thing to cheer about.

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Yes. Come baaaaaaaaaaaaack. Plzplzplzplz.

Will also swap points for jokes. Plzllez.


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