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My favorite's from some old movie called "The Princess Bride":

"Hello. I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Also entered that on the Best Film Quote competition over on ibeatyou. :D

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I was going to say this. I love The Princess Bride.

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Useless Fact:
More people are killed by donkeys each year than plane crashes.

Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now 1979

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I put the hic in hickey
conoris14@hotmail.com

" To start press ANY KEY...
Where is the ANY KEY??? "

Neal: The dance is tomorrow. She's a cheerleader. You've seen Star Wars 47 times. You do the math.

Mr. Weir: Elvis didn't expectorate on his fans.
Sam: No. But he died on the toilet.
Mr. Weir: Well, that's paradise compared to where the Sex Pistols are gonna end up.

Bill: Ma'am, I hope there aren't any peanuts in those peanuts.

Lindsay: Mr. Rosso, Nick and I are just friends.
Mr. Rosso: Hey, no need to explain anything to me. I got it on in a van at Woodstock.

Bill: It's a Parisian night suit in case you didn't know.
Gordon: A Parisian! Ooh la la!
Neal: It's not a Parisian. It's a jumpsuit. My grandfather in Florida wears them all the time because he's too lazy to put on pants.

Ken: I always say, girl plus car equals dead animal.

Nick: Wow, that dinner smells good. Let me guess, meat?

Daniel: All right, fine, I'll be a dwarf, but my name is Carlos.
Bill: Carlos the dwarf?
Daniel: Yeah, you got a problem with that, Gorthon?

Bill: Mouse Trap! I win!
Neal: Congratulations, Bill. Maybe you can get the school to start a team.

Mr. Weir: That Kim Kelly is a bad banana.

Sam: We're not adults. We're kids until we turn 18.
Neal: Maybe you are, but when I hit 13, I became a man.
Bill: That's only in your temple, Neil, not in the real world.

I guess that's enough for one post...

I feel like I have no life at all.

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Not everyone has a sob story.
And even if they do, it's no excuse.

"The truth is I gave my heart away along time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back." - Sweet Home Alabama

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i reprsnt the dirty south so relax & watch your mouth my
hometown is itty bitty, but more crunk than your big city

Discotheque DJ: Aren't you one of those guys who's always running in here yelling 'disco sucks?' What's the matter, cat got your bong, man? Is that how you learned to communicate? Running in here and yelling stuff? Is that what your precious "rock and roll" teaches you?
Ken: No, it teaches me that DISCO SUCKS!

Harris: Love is like homework. You gotta study if you want to get an A.

Nick: I'm gonna be a deejay, man...and maybe a lumberjack.

Sam: What's non-alcoholic beer?
Bill: It's just like beer, it just doesn't have that ingredient that makes you drunk.
Neal:...Alcohol?
Bill: Yeah.

Mr. Rosso: I. Have. Herpes. It doesn't hurt that much, but believe me, you don't want it.
Lindsay: Can I please go now?
Mr. Rosso: I just blew your mind, didn't I.

Mallrats:

Brodie: After all he's done to you, you should still kinda stick it to him.
T.S.: How do you propose I do that?
Brodie: You stinkpalm him.
T.S.: Stinkpalm?
Brodie: You take your hand and stick it in your ass like this. You been walkin' all day and you're nervous, so no doubt you'll be sweaty as hell.
T.S.: You should see yourself right now, a grown man with his hand down his pants.
Brodie: Yeah i probably look like my old man. So you shake hands with the guy, "Hello Mr. Svenning how have you been?"
T.S.: Whats the point?
Brodie: You know how long it takes for that smell to come off? Scrub all you want, it'll stick around for at least two days. How does he explain it to his colleagues and family? They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass properly.
T.S.: Meanwhile you yourself are left with a hand that smells like shit.
Brodie: Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.

Brodie: One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

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Not everyone has a sob story.
And even if they do, it's no excuse.

House: [to Cameron] I hired you because you look good. It's like having a nice piece of art in the lobby.

Post edited at 4:45 pm on July 24, 2008 by RememberTheName

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[The Myspace]
[Sick Puppies World Crew]

"Blue in the morning, orange in the afternoon, green at night, and purple for a snack. There's my meal for you. (talking to refrigerator) (Requiem for a Dream; the Mother)

"That ain't no etch a sketch, that's one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet." (Juno)
"I'm an honor roll student." (hard candy)

"You have too much money." (the edukators)

"Because these aren't memoirs of an empress, or a queen, these are memoirs of another kind." (memoirs of a geisha)

errrm that's all I can think of.

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The sun's who's rays. Are all ablaze;With everliving glory.
He don't exclaim,I blush for shame.He scorns to tell a story.