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Interesting masturbation theory that SpM has
Replies: 16 — Last Post July 25 4:10am by sad and young
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( solitude )

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Ok here it is:

Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten. So you would say then why haven't kittens become extinct? Well, it's because God replaces the dead kitten with one that looks exactly like it. But they're never the same, and that's why the kittens turn crazy at some point.

I don't want a kitten anymore

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Thank you greatescape11:)
You're welcome HatesYou
And Decadence is Inglish.
No lolz please, or pinky may hurt :(

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M4st3r0fW33d

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ik wat u mean...lol
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angiegurl918


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i just found out im a mass murderer.

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Live Just To Die


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No CATS would be extinct, kittens are baby CATS.

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Life is short? Life is the longest thing ever!!
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Gesus

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SpM?

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Kill the dog, kill the dog, kill the dog, evidence.
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Omnipotent Pontiff


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Wow If that was true I would cause cats extinction all by myself.

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Faith in a holy cause is to a considerable extent a substitute
for the lost faith in ourselves. ~Eric Hoffer
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( solitude )

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Quote: from Gesus at 3:55 am on July 25, 2008
SpM?

He's a LW member

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Thank you greatescape11:)
You're welcome HatesYou
And Decadence is Inglish.
No lolz please, or pinky may hurt :(

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Gesus

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Quote: from solitude at 3:57 am on July 25, 2008
He's a LW member

Well, he's a fucking idiot.

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Kill the dog, kill the dog, kill the dog, evidence.
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( solitude )

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Quote: from Gesus at 3:59 am on July 25, 2008
Quote: from solitude at 3:57 am on July 25, 2008
He's a LW member

Well, he's a fucking idiot.

No he's not.

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Thank you greatescape11:)
You're welcome HatesYou
And Decadence is Inglish.
No lolz please, or pinky may hurt :(

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sad and young


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Quote: from solitude at 3:57 am on July 25, 2008
Quote: from Gesus at 3:55 am on July 25, 2008
SpM?

He's a LW member

I knew it

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One of the "Mystical Experiences" is some 16 year old kid amazed that
he hallucinates his old spanish class in a town square

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Bacon


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Quote: from Gesus at 8:59 pm on July 25, 2008
Quote: from solitude at 3:57 am on July 25, 2008
He's a LW member

Well, he's a fucking idiot.

Jesus has a good point.

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Genetics is fate. Change our genes, achieve free will.
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emma19911


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SHE actually!
And lmao at that theory trust SpM

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Dreaming Of A Day Where Things Are Different!

Send me Explicit, You know You want To
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( solitude )

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Quote: from emma19911 at 4:03 am on July 25, 2008
SHE actually!
And lmao at that theory trust SpM

oh, sorry I thought he was a guy. idk. I think because of the avatar.

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Thank you greatescape11:)
You're welcome HatesYou
And Decadence is Inglish.
No lolz please, or pinky may hurt :(

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emma19911


Dying On The Inside
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Quote: from solitude at 12:04 pm on July 25, 2008
Quote: from emma19911 at 4:03 am on July 25, 2008
SHE actually!  
 And lmao at that theory trust SpM

oh, sorry I thought he was a guy. idk. I think because of the avatar.


We all make some mistakes on what we think is the gender of members. But she is a she!

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Dreaming Of A Day Where Things Are Different!

Send me Explicit, You know You want To

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sad and young


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You are disappointed about that I'll wager.

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One of the "Mystical Experiences" is some 16 year old kid amazed that
he hallucinates his old spanish class in a town square
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