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Replies: 15 — Last Post July 13 9:54pm by jaresafan18
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A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
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AHAHAHAHAHA!

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Lol shit thats something I would do.

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thats nasty
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ahahah yuck. did that really happen?

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Wow wtf... thats twisted. I'd just be like wow fuck that shit...

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haha nasty.

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the joke is sperm fetish? this sucks

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I was annoyed at how stupid this was, till I got to the end.
Then I lol'd

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Quote: from DCW69 at 9:44 pm on July 13, 2008
Lol shit thats something I would do.

lololololololololololololol and nice picture!

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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ass hole....

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lol and eww
if anyone did that to me, i think i'd deck them.

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Quote: from necronomicon servant at 9:46 pm on July 13, 2008
Quote: from DCW69 at 9:44 pm on July 13, 2008
Lol shit thats something I would do.

lololololololololololololol and nice picture!
Thanks

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This was posted like 2 days ago. :\

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