1) Before The Boogey Man Goes To Bed He checks for Chuck Norris!
2) Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table. Cause the only element he knows is the Element Of Surprise!
3) Chuck Norris thinks the Grim Reaper is an amature
They all crack me up but whats the best
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The best is:
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called "The Islands."
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Quote: from BrokenBelief at 2:38 pm on Aug. 29, 2008
The best is:
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called "The Islands."
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Quote: from BrokenBelief at 12:38 am on Aug. 30, 2008
The best is:
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called "The Islands."
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