2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.


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There's a hair on the soap
and it's short and it's curly
There's a hair on the soap
and I don't think it's mine

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ya, except no one follows or enforces those.

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8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

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The hell, who else am I supposed to have sexual relations with!?

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All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no
one was born with a knowledge of God. -Voltaire

LOLWUT.

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Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm.. That you only meant well? Well, of course you did.
Mm, what did you say?