And an Italian comes in, and the bartender says, "What'll it be you dago prick?"
The Italian says a scotch and sits at the bar. An Asian comes in and the bartender says, "What'll it be you fucking gook?" The guy gets so pissed he storms out of the bar.
Then another white guy comes in and the bartender says, "Oh what'll it be Baker?" The Italian turns to the bartender and asks, "Why didn't you call him something?"
The bartender turns to him and replies, "I did, his real name's Goldberg."
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ever feel like you really have to shit... i mean like your sitting around for hours brewing a real nice long steamy one thats just gunna drop outta yea... get to the toilet lock the door un zip de belt sit down and wait.... then upon arrival at your destination all you have to do is pee... its kinda something like that...
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