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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Replies: 19Last Post Oct. 13 6:35pm by ningirl08
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( justin1990rm )


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300 points

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My Avatar is gay.

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blake da jew


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1

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Hi

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Zukoves


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i dont know but theyll do it cheaper then u!

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therave39


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Thats the worst punchline I've ever seen.

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Ju5tin


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lol i get it

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Well, it's gunna feel like you took a tray full of cookies and
BAKED EM UP IN YOUR ASS!! TO THE EXTREEEEEEME.

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noahjk


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you don't have 300 points.

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nukka

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XMariex


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Not as many as people from  New Zealand

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glowinthedark


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none.

b/c they don't have electricity.

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diss,
betch.
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Mikoto


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Just one, but he brings about fifteen of his relatives anyway.

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Andyman self titled


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4000
one to screw in the lightbulb
one driver of the truck
and 3998 people riding along.

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Handgun, automatic; shotgun, pump action
Me with your girl, thats automatic hump action.

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JustaKid


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none, they are incapable no matter how many there are

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HaitianGurl67


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Quote: from therave39 at 6:20 pm on Oct. 13, 2008

Thats the worst punchline I've ever seen.

Agreed.

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To Unlock The Inner Strength,Where My Essence Will Be."-Nujabes.

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Siress


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1, you racist bastards.

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m8ggi3


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hey! dont insult them! im in love with 1, asshole!

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ningirl08


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fucking dumbasses

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